Daggerinyoursmile

At Panera, I have no dignity.

I wore a pair of bouncy lobster claws on my head for 8 hours straight.

8 hours.

I even saw my band director while wearing them.

No dignity.

No regrets.

Tagged: panera I hate my job I only go for the money and the people

Posted on May 25, 2012 with 1 note
Television:

In the criminal justice system--

Me:

SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

Tagged: heinous hehehehe every time

Posted on May 25, 2012 via A Pathetic Fangirl's Blog with 31,740 notes

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abcdevanfghi:

Coolest thing I’ve seen all day.

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Posted on May 23, 2012 via with 55 notes

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Tagged: unf that smile my eyes just had an orgasm

Posted on May 22, 2012 via scrawny specky git ϟ with 5,508 notes

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Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.

Susan Cain, Quiet (via zone-doubt)
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Posted on May 22, 2012 via Accounted For with 17,837 notes

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sexualfavours:

“Totally worth it.” -Trees

laughing so much at this omg

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Tagged: tina fey is the best person ever

Posted on May 21, 2012 via funniistuff with 24,911 notes

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Tagged: dont read this seriously this is just a thought dont read this.

Posted on May 20, 2012 with 1 note
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Posted on May 20, 2012 via the90s. with 8,314 notes

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british:

american people are so annoying

chinese:

american people are so annoying

mexicans:

american people are so annoying

french:

american people are so annoying

americans:

we are so annoying

canadians:

i fucking love maple syrup

Tagged: accurate

Posted on May 20, 2012 via hinnom, tx with 74,991 notes

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seacretive:

raven symone becoming a lesbian is the greatest plot twist of all time

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Tagged: it was so awesome when I found out I freaking loved her in thats so raven she is just so awesome

Posted on May 17, 2012 via seacretive with 1,807 notes

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